Letterman Black Nascar Drivers
This was on David Letterman. Funny.?
Top ten reasons there are no black Nascar drivers
# 10 – Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
# 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 – Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 – They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 – Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 – No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 – No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 – When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN’T BE IN NASCAR…
#1 -They can’t wear their helmets sideways.
This is a hoax that was debunked on snopes a while back (http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp). It’s an email forward that was incorrectly attributed to Dave. I’ve watched the show every night since 1986, and I promise you that never aired. A quick search of his Top 10 archives on the Late Show’s website will tell you the same thing.
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